Okay, c’mon admit it…you love Jersey Shore. I admitted it within the first five minutes of the first episode when I witnessed Pauley D apply his daily hair gel, and am nowhere near ashamed to say so. It’s just unbelievable! There is so much to love about this cultural phenomenon. The characters are priceless…more specifically, Mike “The Situation” is priceless.
Although he doesn’t have to, “The Situation” could carry the show himself. He gets plenty of help from “Snickers” (aka “Snookie”), Pauley D, Vin Vin, and J-Woww. The same can’t always be said for the power couple Ronnie and Sammie “Sweetheart.” Ron would be a great contributor, but his reality show efforts are seriously tainted by “love.” He has glimpses of greatness, ala when he wanted to go “creep” after he and Sam had a fight, when he blasted that idiot in the face leaving the bar, and pretty much everytime he says the word “bro.” But let’s be perfectly honest no one can beat the efforts of “The Situation.”
These days I think so highly of “The Situation” I have thought about changing my lifestyle to mirror his. For one, I may start up a daily “GTL” regiment. Although my arms and back would be sore as hell, my Irish skin would burn fiery red, and I’d waste my paycheck on Affliction tees and laundry detergent; I feel it would be more than worth it. Secondly, I’m gonna start preparing large meals of sausage and peppers for all of my friends. After they come over and eat and when dinner is over, I will then force my friends to do the dishes as I enjoy my post meal smoke. Lastly, I will escalate my cigarette smoking and liquor drinking and go out to dance clubs every night looking for the loosest and trashiest broads. I have plans to purchase a hot tub as a hookup catalyst.
All joking aside, “The Situation” is right at the top of the list as best person in reality show history and everytime he comes on the screen it is television gold. To me there is no denying it. He has changed my outlook on damn near everything.
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