Laziness. That’s about the only thing I can say about why I haven’t blogged anything for quite sometime. I missed basically the last third of the PGA season, and although I kept myself aprized of what was happening amongst The Tour, I have not written a word since The Open Championship. Let me first congratulate YE Yang as a major champion and also the US for it’s domination at the Presidents Cup. Other than than that there hasn’t been much happening in the world of golf…
Well I guess there’s that whole Tiger Woods cheating on his wife with whores thing. I have neglected to write anything because although what he has allegedly done is absolutely unconscionable, Tiger is the straw that stirs the drink that is The Tour and it’s hard for me to get too negative. But this saga is getting crazier and crazier by the day. As of now the skank-o-meter is sitting in the mid-teens, chock full of hostesess, escorts and pornstars. And Tiger remains silent. No words. No admittance. No apologies.
People say, “Why would he cheat on Elin, she is so hot?” Well you’re not in his shoes. She is the mother of his children; she is his rock; she is not a skank. Although I am in no way defending anything Tiger is accused of, but when you’re a multi-multi-multi millionaire and you’re on the road and want sex, you’re gonna find sex with the sleeziest chick you can find. His problem, he got too attached to some of them. He should screw and pay, like every other self-respecting millionaire.
His other real problem, he’s a ‘blerd’ and there is no way he even saw a titty let alone get down to the nasty before he made a first few million. Nothing against Tiger, he’s now a cool dude, but that’s what money and fame can do for you. But growing up all he did was practice golf, play in tournaments around the country and hang out with his parents. Not exactly what normal high-schoolers are doing. And then he went to Stanford to play golf. College is college but Stanford isn’t exactly Faber College when it comes to sex and partying. But as I said, after you make the cash, the sluts will find you.
Things to come soon: I will be previewing the 2010 PGA season soon as we are just a couple of weeks from teeing it up in Hawaii. Although Mr. Woods is taking an indefinite break it will not affect The Tour’s early season as Tiger rarely plays until Torrey Pines anyway. Also be on the lookout for other sports and pop culture blogs in the near future, including current events and even one on the culturally explosive MTV show Jersey Shore, and I will do my best to keep up. But if the sluts come a calling, I may go into hiding too!
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